This is the 65th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
OLD MONK
I told the bartender, with a wink,
“One Old Monk.” Now he began to think.
He looked me up and down,
And told me, with a frown,
“I can see that, but what will you drink?”
SUPREME COURT
Four Supreme Court judges met the press.
They said, “Everything is such a mess.
We just don’t understand
What that Virat has planned.
Cricket is causing us so much stress!”