This is the 28th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
TAMIL NADU
My neighbourhood thugs were filled with awe.
The Chief Gunda explained, “I just saw
Assembly proceedings,
And now I’m conceding,
Compared to those pros, we are so raw!”
DISCOURSE
The speaker’s wife was extremely hurt.
When he got home, he was rather curt.
When she asked him why,
He said with a sigh,
“Those ruffians tore my brand-new shirt!”